There’s a good reason why the word “gay” is synonymous with the word “happy.” I think it’s because we have some of the best sex toys on the planet. Our love gloves and fuck sticks are on-point to say the least, with a wide variety of fantastic features that would make a preacher blush. It’s perfectly reasonable to assume, then, that homosexuals have terrific sex lives.
No two gay men are the same, which is why finding a good gay sex toy is so hard. While it may not be true for everybody, the majority of gay men like exploring the limitations of their bodies. They say Earth girls are easy, but Earth homos are kinky.
What Makes a Sex Toy “Gay?”
If you’re anything like me, you’re probably wondering how an inanimate object can be considered gay. Well, it’s not that the device has a sexual preference, it’s all about the toy’s ability to make its homosexual user cum his ass off (sometimes literally). Let me break it down for you:
A “gay” sex toy is one that is used primarily by homosexual men to stimulate the penis, perineum or prostate. Products range from cock rings and cages to automatic masturbators and p-spot massagers.
In fact, men’s “marital aids” are quickly becoming more popular and peculiar than women’s toys. As such, the market is now flooded with freak-nasty options for the modern-day pervert. And while it’s possible to make a few clicks and find a decent device, it’s always better to shop like you know what you’re doing.
Our Top 7 Best Sex Toys For Gay Men In 2020:
#1 – Autoblow Artificial Intelligence
Below are my top five favorite gay male sex toys. The following list is in no particular order and I’m not affiliated in any way with the brands mentioned. This is just an honest opinion based on undisputable fact, that these five devices are the cream of crop.
This magnificent marvel of modern machinery is the world’s very first artificial intelligence sex toy that can teach itself how to improve its performance with every use. As a specially designed oral sex simulator that used hundreds of hours of pornographic research in its development, the IndieGoGo-funded device provides a highly technical experience which includes a shallow mouth-like depth, a fleshy sleeve, a 5-inch stroke plane and magnetic sensors that manipulate the sleeve texture across 250 pleasure points.
On top of that, the Autoblow A.I. also features ten different pre-programmed performance modes that range between long, full strokes and super-fast edging. The humanistic behavior traits of this device lend themselves to the other life-like features it has – things like a patented penis gripper, a texturized canal, and a plug-socket connection that never requires recharging or new batteries. Best of all, the AAI is made with the average man in mind, with dimensions that can accommodate any penis size and a design that’s incredibly easy to clean.
VERDICT: An amazingly accurate blowjob machine, complete with a state-of-the-art penis gripper and an intuitive precision stimulation mode for a more satisfying experience.
#2 – Lelo Hugo
I took a break from the penis stimulation to talk about a definitively gay sex toy: the prostate massager. Out of all the p-spot toys out there, I think the LELO Hugo does the best job at encompassing everything a man wants when he engages in ass play. However, it’s more than just a vibrating butt plug; it’s a luxurious battery-powered sex toy for gay (or straight) men that’s designed for customizable, manual stimulation.
Made from medical-grade silicone, Hugo comes with a remote control and features dual prongs – one for your asshole and another for your undercarriage. The remote uses the brand’s patented SenseMotion technology that makes the toy’s vibes increase or decrease in strength with the flick of your wrist. This two-sided attachment can either be paired with the main device or used on its own as a powerful handheld vibrator (that can double as a muscle massager in a pinch).
In addition to all that, the LELO Hugo has six preprogrammed settings to explore at your leisure. Sized just right for beginners but large enough for the pros, the super smooth material and ergonomically shaped shaft pair well with the impressive design that’s fully rechargeable and water-friendly.
VERDICT: Silent but deadly, this thing pokes and prods the prostate and perineum for extreme internal and external pleasure.
#3 – Nexus Revo 2
It wouldn’t be fair if I didn’t put at least two prostate massagers on my list, otherwise it would be one-sided and seemingly biased. So, I chose the Nexus Revo 2 because it’s the only other one worth mentioning in my humble opinion. While many of today’s top-selling p-spot toys are very similar, this one stands out for numerous reasons.
First of all, the Revo looks and acts a lot like the LELO Hugo except for one glaring thing: it rotates. You heard that right; this thing actually gyrates inside your anal canal to stimulate every single nerve ending up there. The toy has such a revolutionary design concept, in fact, that it’s been featured in numerous low-brow porn videos and has won a handful of industry awards.
It’s fully rechargeable using a standard USB cable, plus it stimulates the prostate and perineum independently or simultaneously depending on which setting you select. The super smooth shaft is made from high-grade silicone and it has a flared base for easy insertion, expulsion and control. The right-sized Revo is somewhat flexible and splash-proof too, making it ideal for all body types and experience levels.
VERDICT: When you’re ready for something truly unique yet sturdy, durable and user-friendly enough to use every day, this might just be the ticket.
#4 – The Quickshot Launch by Fleshlight
The Quickshot Launch is made by the same great company that brought you the famous original model (which only fit full-sized masturbators, by the way).
Equally as luxurious yet providing a more convenient experience than ever before, this open-ended sex toy boasts the same 250-stroke speed capacity of its predecessor but with a few extremely satisfying differences: It has 3 distinct pleasure zones to choose from, it features a universal smart phone mount, it offers a mobility-friendly 2-handled design, and it uses touch-sensitive control pads on each side for easy manipulation.
But an ergonomic design isn’t the only thing that got our attention with the new Quickshot Launch. Not only is this toy USB rechargeable with a 60-minute run time, it’s also and capable of running wirelessly on the built-in Fleshlight Active Launch Mode. Made with skin-safe materials and accommodating to almost any penis size, this is an automatic male masturbator you don’t want to miss.
Compact and powerful, this machine may not be as high-tech as the original Launch device but it certainly pulls its own weight as long as you can afford the Quickshot masturbator sleeve that’s not included.
The dual handles, phone mount, touch-sensitive control pads and transparent design mold together to form one of the best automatic sex toys on the market.
#5 – The Fleshjack Launch
Oh, the Fleshlight. Back in the day, those things were real pieces of junk, but now the well-known Fleshlight brand is one of the best-selling male sex toy manufacturers on the market. It just goes to show what a little hard work and research can do. The new and nasty Fleshlight Launch is a testament to the value of adding perverts to the engineering team.
Not only is it easy to clean and maintain but it’s also jam-packed with amazing features that earn it an automatic spot on my coveted list. The Launch uses the brand’s patented SuperSkin material that’s won a handful of industry awards, plus it’s compatible with every single sleeve texture in the Fleshlight inventory. This high-tech heifer can be synced up with VStroker online content and is also compatible with the Kiiroo Onyx and Pearl.
Powerful and surprisingly durable, the skin-safe FL Launch works either manually or automatically using a series of robust, vibrating motors. It’s ideal for gay or straight men, especially those in long-distance relationships, as it can be used with Bluetooth, VR goggles and a smart phone app that’s free to download.
VERDICT: The price is kind of high and you can’t get it anywhere near water, but overall the Fleshlight Launch is probably the most high-tech, user-friendly, cock-spoiling device available today.
#6 – Fleshlight/Kiiroo Onyx 2
I mentioned this bad boy in the description of the Fleshlight Launch. Yes, the Kiiroo Onyx 2 is compatible with the world’s most innovative male masturbator, but it’s so much more. In fact, this one made it on my top five list simply because it combines all the features that I love in such a compact and attractive package.
Also ideal for couple’s play and long-distance debauchery, the KO2 is compatible with Oculus Rift VR goggles and online content plus it can be programmed to record the movements of your lover’s body for later use – like an interactive Instagram for your dick. While it’s not the best automatic masturbator on the planet, its compatibility with the Fleshlight Launch makes it an awesome addition to a pretty sweet package deal.
As for the bells and whistles of the toy itself, the manufacturer offers either a “Couple’s Play Set” or a “Solo Play Kit” add-on when you buy it. Intelligently designed and easy to maneuver, this beast requires only a few hours (4-5) of charge before yankin’ your crank and only about an hour of charge every time thereafter. Not bad for a machine that runs on cum.
The Kiiroo people are all about those perks too, offering buyers of the Onyx 2 a rather generous sample of water-based lubricant and an authentication card that has a promo code for free shit. And since the KO2 is already inexpensive, durable and user-friendly, it’s probably the best buy on this list.
VERDICT: Inexpensive, innovative and impressive, the Kiiroo Onyx 2 may sound like a jet engine but it works like a charm.
#7 – TENGA Flip Hole Zero Electronic Vibration
This masturbatory masterpiece is unlike anything else on this list, or on the market for that matter. Designed to be one-of-a-kind while still using industry standard manufacturing techniques, the Flip Hole is a remarkable achievement for the TENGA folks. It features hyper-realistic materials, a curious design and high-tech settings that make it worthy of mention on this list.
With powerful vibrating cores and a manual pressure pad, this bad boy provides superior pleasure to the penis by combining those features with things like a semi-transparent and gently textured sleeve. And although it’s not compatible with other toys, Bluetooth, VR goggles or online porn content, it is rechargeable, water resistant, easy to clean and lightweight.
VERDICT: While it’s not the most high-tech toy on this list, the TENGA Flip Hole is by far the most innovatively designed and easy to operate.
How the Fab Five Top Gay Sex Toys Were Selected
Before I get into what I think are the top 5 gay sex toys in existence, I want to explain to you how I made my selection. First of all, the toys I picked had to be of luxury quality. Nobody wants to stick their dick into something that’s going to hurt them or break. I’m sure that doesn’t even need to be said, but still.
Secondly, the toys on my list had to have plenty of user-friendly features. Not everyone can assemble a complex device at home, nor can everyone manipulate improperly placed buttons or complicated controls. In other words, these bastards had to be easy to use or else they didn’t make it into the Cool Kids Club.
Last, but certainly not least, is the technological prowess of each device. I don’t know about you, but I like high-tech shit. After all, this is 2019 and I’m not about to jerk off with something my papaw would have used. Rest assured, the toys on this list aren’t relics from the dark ages.
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A step further, I want to share with you the other factors that went into consideration when I decided which toys to select for the Fab Five:
- The price
- The packaging
- The power
- The power sources
- The durability
- The versatility
- The brand’s reputation
- Freebies (or lack thereof)
- The size
- The compatibility with other gay sex toys
- The appearance (because I’m a shallow piece of shit)
As you can see, I didn’t go about this all willy-nilly. On top of that, I’ve personally tested each of the toys mentioned below, so you can bet your ass I know what I’m talking about. So, strap in, fellas. I’m about to give you a little sexual healing.